Friday, January 20, 2017

Unread Book: Just Read! (Bruno Mars)

So, I guess this is my favorite Internet find of the week... of the month... of the year!


Lyrics by Adam Kalma, from the YouTube page:

UNREAD BOOK
This hit (The Great Gatsby)
That nice man
Poor Jay Gatsby
That sad end
This one, about tragic girls (Beloved)
Them helpless girls
Straight masterpiece
Stylin', Holden (The Catcher in the Rye)
Livin' it up in the city
Got cancer and a cool boyfriend (The Fault in Our Stars)
Gotta stop myself I'm so nerdy

It’s too hot (oh man)
Call the police and the firemen (Fahrenheit 451)
It’s too hot (oh man)
See the dragon and the shire man (The Hobbit)
It’s too hot (oh man)
Say her name you know who she is (Hunger Games)
It’s too hot (oh man)
Am I bad 'bout that money (Rich Dad, Poor Dad)
Break it down

Words hit you hallelujah (whuoo)
Words hit you hallelujah (whuoo)
Words hit you hallelujah (whuoo)
'Cause Unread Book gon' give it to you
'Cause Unread Book gon' give it to you
'Cause Unread Book gon' give it to you
Saturday night and I’m in my seat
Don't believe me just read (come on)

Don't believe me just read
Don't believe me just read
Don't believe me just read
Don't believe me just read
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my mind put some verbiage in it
Take a look, it’s a t-rex (Jurassic Park)
Juliet! Tissue next! (Romeo and Juliet)
Ride to outer space or the Earth’s core inna bus with that hippie (The Magic School Bus)
If she show up, he better get out (Gone Girl)
Or whydonchu take a lesson from Pippi (Pippi Longstocking)

Ooh, it’s too hot (oh man)
Call the police and the firemen (The Outsiders)
It’s too hot (oh man)
With the dragon girl and the Swedish man (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
It’s too hot (oh man)
Don’t say his name you know who it is (Harry Potter)
It’s too hot (oh man)
Why’s he mad 'bout that honey (Winnie the Pooh)
Break it down

Words hit you hallelujah (whuoo)
Words hit you hallelujah (whuoo)
Words hit you hallelujah (whuoo)
'Cause Unread Book gon' give it to you
'Cause Unread Book gon' give it to you
'Cause Unread Book gon' give it to you
Saturday night and I’m in my seat
Don't believe me just read (come on)

Don't believe me just read
Don't believe me just read
Don't believe me just read
Don't believe me just read
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Before we leave
Imma tell y’all a lil’ something
Unread Book it up, Unread Book it up
Unread Book it up, Unread Book it up
I said Unread Book it up, Unread Book it up
Unread Book it up, Unread Book it up

Come on, glance
Jump in it
If you check it out, return it
If you want it, then buy it
You can brag about it, just tweet it
Come on, glance
Jump in it
If you kindlin’, e-book it
‘Cause it’s Saturday night and you’re in your seat
Don’t feel guilty just read (come on)

Don’t feel guilty just read
Don’t feel guilty just read
Everybody just read
Everybody just read
Everybody just read
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

And here's Bruno Mars if you want to compare! :-)






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